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By jump the ladder (Tue Apr 25, 2006 at 08:17:29 AM EST) SLD, footie, Madchester, game (all tags)
Worse than George Lucas by tearing down the Hacienda and turning into a poxy block of flats. That and the result of the FA Cup losing narrowly to Liverpool were the only negatives on a good trip to Madchester.

Inside: more Manchester, a very addictive excel based football management game and SLD.

LHusi drinks Friday 28th of April at the Anchor

Poll: Graham Poll?



Thanks little bro

My little bro called me up on Friday afdternoon saying he wanted a lift to Manchester. He agreed to come to my house at 9AM. So was waiting until 9:45 on saturday, the bastard didn't ring and I couldn't contact him as he had lost his mobile. Decided to head off to Manchester without him which was a good call as he later called me at 4PM having been out all night and had just got up.

Picked up Meeja man in Roehampton and went on my long (by Ukian standards) road trip to Manchester. Motorways were OK until I got off the M6 toll onto the main M6. Crawling traffic all the way to Machester. Got to the Hotel for about 3:30 PM so had to get a taxi to Old Trafford to get to the kick off at 5:15PM

Match And After

Was in the cheapo seats located on the third tier of Old Trafford which involved walking up 6 flights of steps. When standing up it was so far up and so steep that you felt you were about to fall on top of John Terry. Good atmosphere as the salt of the Earth (read chav), real Chelsea hardcore was there. Wierd selection by Mourinho but an exciting finish when he bought on the three wide players. Leaving the stadium, the gracious L'pool supporters serenaded us with songs about where we could stick our Blue Flag and how we had "No History" rather than celebrating their win. Best supporters in the world, no doubt.

Walked into town from the stadium which took 3/4 of an hour. Went and had few beers with Jon  in a pub and then walked into China town for a meal. Manchester has been totally redeveloped since I was there last many years ago and is quite impressive now. After the meal went to a few bars in the city centre and was most gratified to see how many young mancunian girls seem to have a problem with wearing many clothes :). However I was knackered from the driving, drinking and  walking so we headed back to hotel earlyish.

Museum Of Science and Industry In Manchester

Myself and meejaman decided to check this museum out before going back to London on sunday. Very large, spread of 6 warehouse like buildings, and very uncrowded unlike London museums. Had room even for a short railway ride on a relica of the Planet which was the first locomotive used exclusively for scheduled passenger trains on the Manchester-Liverpool railway in the 1830s. Worth a visit.

Had lunch and then drove back to London. Thankfully there was a lot less traffic so made fairly good time.

SLD

Went for drink in Richmond with SLD last night. She finally admitted that she liked being a lap dancer as she liked the money, liked the attention and she liked pretending to be a porn star when she did the nudie dancing. Went back to mine for a demo of her porno star roleplaying :).

Game

Good excel based footie game which is quite stealthy for work. You need to press "Resign/Start Again" and choose your club. You start off in League 2 (Division 4).

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Well scored, that chap. by Rogerborg (4.00 / 1) #1 Tue Apr 25, 2006 at 08:31:03 AM EST
Nudie dancing seems to be topic of the day over at the Beeb.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.


Can I join this by jump the ladder (4.00 / 1) #2 Tue Apr 25, 2006 at 08:37:14 AM EST
Scottish Executive Adult Entertainment Working Group as a researcher. Sounds like hard work to go to lots strip clubs, massage palours and casinos but I'm man enough for it.

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*Raise* the age to 18? by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #4 Tue Apr 25, 2006 at 08:42:15 AM EST
Won't you please denk an den kinderthink of the children?

This coomenat has be n soidnsord by hurricanbe ice malt liqur
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beep! by martingale (4.00 / 2) #6 Tue Apr 25, 2006 at 08:55:39 AM EST
See prostitooshen ist in se law in chermanee. Ist nossing speshel. Reelly.
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that second article is scary by martingale (4.00 / 2) #9 Tue Apr 25, 2006 at 09:13:40 AM EST
If the aerobics phenomenon is anything to go by, the future looks bleak. First it's the trendy fit chicks doing the pole dancing, then it's going to be the untrendy unfit chicks pretending to do the pole dancing, and finally it's the fat blokes in pink leggings and headbands who pathetically grab the pole while hopping up and down on one leg.

You maniacs! You blew it! Damn you! Goddam you all to hell!
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More importantly, the article was written by... by gazbo (4.00 / 3) #11 Tue Apr 25, 2006 at 12:47:01 PM EST
Jacqui Head.

If that's not a porn name I don't know what is.


"Engarde!" cried the larvae, huskily. - Scrymarch

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Couple of things by yicky yacky (4.00 / 1) #3 Tue Apr 25, 2006 at 08:42:14 AM EST

Footie: Absolutely terrific game (especially when compared with the one the day after), even though you lost. Trust me: Given the teams, I was as close to neutral as possible on this one ;)

Didn't think Lamps deserved any blame for the first goal. The outside man in the wall (Ferreira?) had created the gap, and Lampard was clearly trying to jump in to fill it but was just too late. Garcia's goal was class, though.

You probably won't have seen the TV coverage but, at half time, Lineker was pointing out that, when he used to play for Cruyff, Cruyff would sometimes do quite odd, idiosyncratic things with the formation. Lineker surmised that maybe this was down to 'ego' - i.e. wanting respect as the manager for doing something individualistically strange and overly innovative. The implication was that Mourinho was sometimes guilty of the same thing (e.g. Saturday's formation). I think that, in addition, the formation was slightly intentionally disrespectful ("I can beat you with no wingers and weird player positions") and Chelsea paid the price for that. It's not 1998 anymore; you can't get away with it against this Liverpool squad. It's a real shame as, when Chelsea reverted to a more settled shape, they started looking like the better team.

I was always slightly puzzled by scheduling a Liverpool game for Old Trafford. It's like scheduling a Celtic game for Ibrox. They should have switched the semi-final venues.


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4-4-2 by jump the ladder (4.00 / 1) #5 Tue Apr 25, 2006 at 08:54:16 AM EST
Has been working quite well for us recently so wasn't suprised by the formation but the team selection was strange.

The free kick decision which lead to the goal was

Capacity at OT: both big clubs with large followings so Villa Park would have led to a lot of unhappy punters. Very unfair on us Londoners in terms of location.

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Aye by yicky yacky (2.00 / 0) #8 Tue Apr 25, 2006 at 09:12:02 AM EST

OT had more to do with 70,000 paying punters than any rivalrous concerns. Word on the street is that, when Wembley's finished, they may use Cardiff for the semis: A genuinely neutral ground with sufficient capacity etc. It'd be a short hop for Londoners (couple of hours or so), but bloody miles for any Geordies.

Free kick: I don't know. I keep changing my mind whenever I see the tackle. I think Terry's certainly entitled to go for it, but I think he showed too many studs and was aiming a bit too high up the leg to be able to complain about the decision with a completely clear conscience. If he'd tried to prod it away with his toes, I doubt it would have been given, but he was stretching as it was. A 50/50 decision which Chelsea came off on the losing side of, IMO.


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invest in an analog video camera by martingale (4.00 / 1) #7 Tue Apr 25, 2006 at 08:58:51 AM EST
I think you know what I mean...
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Oh Graham Poll by TPD (4.00 / 1) #10 Tue Apr 25, 2006 at 09:58:47 AM EST
is a fucking Arsehole....

(and then some!)

I was at the shambles where he was the ref between us and Liverpool a few years back.... we won but he completely lost the plot.

I have never seen a whole crowd so united - the whole stadium (home and away) were chanting "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING" for about 10 minutes.

Rock Hard Abs are just a sw-sw-swivel away!


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